Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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