your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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