i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
