I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Ketchup is God's man juice
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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