This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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