I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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