Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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