does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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