I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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