Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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