I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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