I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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