her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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