I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
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