:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
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