I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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