I can text with my tongue
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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