But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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