high people should be assigned attendants
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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