Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
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