sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Randomize
