I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
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