Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(757): View more from Virginia

Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!

(734): View more from Michigan

I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.

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(518): View more from New York

goodnight i made you a song goodbye

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(908): View more from New Jersey

Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely

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(954): View more from Florida

woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student

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(207): View more from Maine

She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.

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(586): View more from Michigan

You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.

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(+61): View more from Australia

There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?

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(702): View more from Nevada

She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.

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