So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
this hospital has no fireball
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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