Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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