I would go down on you faster than GM stock
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
A+ Viking dick
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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