The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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