god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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