Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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