I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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