who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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