she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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