yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
And then my night got REAL pukey
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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