I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
My feet surprised me
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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