I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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