She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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