after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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