This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
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