Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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