Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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