I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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