dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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