we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
