I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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