And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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