Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
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