Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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