Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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