bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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