Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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