HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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