It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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