what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
Randomize
