im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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