We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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