we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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