Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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