Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
if i died would you start the facebook group?
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I'm both gender and math confused
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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